The new job is really interesting and I am very looking forward to it. Monica is sad because I'm moving away. Carlos is sad because I'll be closer to the Cowboys than he is (Monica, stop pissing him off because I don't want him appearing at my door one day hehe).
So, goodbye, sweet Southern Maryland. I enjoyed your muggy summers, bugs the size of large cats, black shoes with white socks, unpredictable winter weather, and F-16 flybys over my apartment.
Texas, here I come.