Turns out.....................
I am in peri-menopause. WTF!!! Yeah, in other words, I am getting old. Hello!!!! I have two older sisters and THEY aren't slipping into early menopause!!! (Jealousy is an ugly thing!)
They put me on "the pill". HAHAHA! I haven't taken the pill in 12 years!
In fact, I was rather embarrassed picking it up at the pharmacy yesterday. I leaned on the counter and tried to look like a cool horny babe. In reality, just a psycho old chick trying desperately to hold onto her youth.
7 comments:
Peri-menopause??
"Shoulda been goooone"!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my! :)
I'm sorry your body is putting you through this. Must be all that "healthy" stuff you insited on eating for years! ;) See? Meat...it does a body good! :)
Loved your description of standing in the pharmacy :)
Love you!!
Yeah Michelle, I tried to be all slouchy and emo about it....
Freakin' menopause. WTF!
Oh yeah, it's not full-on menopause...just PERI menopause. (Not Steve Perry menopause, Tony! HAHA!) Just my body building up for it! I can hardly wait for the main event!
Damn..... That sucks!!!! Im awake all night... Maybe I am with ya sis!!! Who knows....
I love you anyways....
And hey.... Im bitchy!! :)
Yvette :)
Shoule have hired some pimps to stand along with you!! HA HA HA HA!
Yvette, you could be....insomnia is one of the symptoms! I used to be a champion sleeper! Now I am waking up at the butt-crack of dawn drinking my coffee like a freaking geriatric!
Next thing you know I will be coloring my hair blue and wanting my dinner at 4pm!!!
I tried hiring some pimps but they said:
"Dayam baby, you OLD! You not foolin' nobody!"
Monica, if you hurry we can catch the early bird dinner special at 4!
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